Nevermind

kaity–did:

inkloom:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse ™ around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

catgirl-kaiju:

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jeremywhitley:

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princecharmingtobe:

saltytocrusade:

gayavatarstyle:

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how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can’t do shit to any of the others

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you’ve turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

Listen, I do love y’all, but this has a real “England? How would England possibly colonize half the world? They’re a little island with no real natural resources and everything about their style of warmongering makes no sense. No, I reject this, England couldn’t have done all of that.”

reiverreturns:

the old guard is a compelling movie because on one hand it’s a pretty fun action flick with an interesting premise, and on the other it sits like an elephant in the back of my mind because i know if i give even the slightest bit of credence to joe and nicky’s cross-century enemies-to-lovers murdering-eachother-since-the-crusades 100k slow burn extravaganza i will go literally insane 

scarlet-welly-boots:

Your honour I love them

Updated edit - December references Emily in Paris nor TOG! 2O2G likely mid to late 2023!

biglawbear:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

People always correct me when I say fishes even though I’m right

I was today years old when

akindofemotionaltether:

Pete reaching out to caress Vegas’ lips and face 😭😭😭